This is, in fact, the most important post on the internet.
Every male should be required to read this.
Every person on earth should read this.
Nothing has ever been more true
having a million dollars would improve my life by 100%
The tweet that saved the entire female population
I want to be one of those people who does yoga and eats berries for breakfast, but I’m one of those people who stays in bed until 4 pm and eats pizza for every meal.
my friend rachel isn’t ticklish whatsoever and when i asked her why she isn’t she told me “one day i just chose not to be ticklish anymore” and that’s why i am terrified to death of my friend rachel
Four paws make the best pillow